Randumb Fake/True Stuff #1

Yo, yo, yo! How's it going, internet world? Okay, guess what? Today, I'm going to do a post about something random that happened to me! (or not happened to me...) ((that's the challenging part, you have to find out if it's random fake stuff, or random true stuff))

Okay, here's my story...

Fake or True?

One day, (I think it was in March) I was taking a walk with my dog, Natasha, around the neighborhood. After walking for about 15 minutes, I saw this weird grey-haired guy sitting on the side of the road near a woods. He was thin, and he wore a brown, tattered jacket. When I walked by him, he said,

"Hello, son. How are you today?" That was kind of odd, but I just answered him saying,

"Fine, thanks," and I started to walk away... BUT, HE SAID...

"Can you get me some crackers?" I looked at him, and then I just walked away, but guess what? He started to chase me! He said, "GIVE ME SOME CRACKERS!", and I think his mouth was foaming a little bit. I started running harder, but I tripped over an ear of corn.

The next thing I knew, the hobo was right behind me, and he smelled like.... like... like a sack of rotting garbage. It looked like he wanted to hurt me, so I gave him some dog biscuts that I had in my pocket for Natasha. Then, he proceded to EAT the dog biscuts WITH HIS MOUTH OPEN, SPILLING CRUMBS ALL OVER ME!

The End.

So, if you can guess if this story is a bunch of bologna or if it's mostly ture, leave me a comment! Whadda ya think?!

~Wyatt :D