Chat With Paul #1

Wyatt: Hello, everyone! How's it going? Today, we're going to do something special that I call... uhh... Oh, yeah, Chat With Paul! Paul is our totally cool hippo mascot, if you didn't know. Okay, so Paul, what are you going to talk about today?
Paul: Good question, Wyatt. Well, today, I'm going to introduce a product of mine called Spam 'B' Gone.
Wyatt: Hmmm, sounds interesting... what is it exactly?
Paul: Good question, Wyatt. Spam 'B' Gone comes in a little spray-bottle. To use it, you need an email with a lot of junk and spam in it. You open up a spam message, spray it, and BOOM! It's gone! It... uh, has a few bugs, though...
Wyatt: Bugs?
Paul: Yes... Um, here's an example. This message:
CONGRATS! YOU'VE WON THE U.K. NATIONAL LOTTERY! ENTER YOUR NAME AND ADRESS TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!
Became this message:
RATS! VON ATE RYAN!
Wyatt: Oh... that's embarassing...
Paul: Yes... Well, I gotta go see my favorite soap opera, "Hippo & Hippo".
Wyatt: Okay, bye!

This has been Chat With Paul.

~Wyatt and Paul :D