The Legend of the Pink Gorillia

Hey, ppl!

You may know about my science (3rd hr) teacher, Mr. Newman? He is like the awesomest guy ever. Anyway, he told me a hilarious story in science today. It is called The Legend of the Pink Gorillia, and I will try to tell you it, I may have forgotton some...

There once was this dude who was a vaccum cleaner salesman, I think... Anyway, he was driving along one day and his car just suddenly broke down. :( "Aw, darn." he thinks, and he walks up to this house and asks the owner (a farmer) if he can use his telephone. The farmer can't think of a reason why not, and lets him in. He calls this place, Earl's car repair and seashells. (they fix cars and sell seashells... odd) Anyway, he asks 'Earl' if he could fix his car, and Earl goes, "Heh.. we are heh... closed for the heh.... weekend... heh.... call back on heh.... monday heh..." and he hangs up. So the guy has to stay with the farmer for the weekend. As the guy was walking outside, he sees this giant... hmmm... I forget. I think it was like a cabinet or something... anyway, he sees the giant cabinet and he goes and says to the farmer, "I couldn't help but notice that you have a giant cabinet in your house. Why is that?" And the farmer tells him that he has the only living pink gorillia. He opens the cabinet, opens a wooden door, opens a giant bank door, opens a metal door with combonation (5150) and gets in this room with this giant sleeping pink gorillia. It also has this barrel of bent up pitchforks. He takes a giant meat slab and puts it on the pitchfork, and the gorillia eats every little bit of meat, leaving the pitchfork all crooked. And so the dude goes to sleep, and the salesman goes into a room and steals the farmer's batman PJs. He thinks that he could use a pink gorillia, to make him rich and famous, so he goes downstairs...

TO BE CONTINUED (coz Im tired of typing)

~Wyatt :D