The World's Longest Post!

Hello, and Welcome to the WORLDS LONGEST POST!!! Wooooooo!!! You are witnessing what may be the greatest event in Hippapalooza!! Woooooo! As y'all can see, I found out how to post pics!!! Like this here hippo (left)! Cute, huh? Ok, anyway, lets get started. I planned what Im gonna say in this giant post, and, um...., first thing to do is... Questions 4 the fans!!!! (these fans are you)

Question #1
What are some of your favorite websites? I like...
and

Question #2
Do you like hippos, or do you just like this site? I like both.

Question #3
What question should I ask next...? Im all out...

Ok, so next on the agenda, I am going to be VERY VERY RANDOM!!!!!! (its one of the things I do best LOL) I LIKE CAKE I LIKE DONUTS I LIKE JELLYBEANS I LIKE HIPPOS I LIKE BIRDS BIRDS CAN FLY PURPLE IS A COLOR PENUTS ARE BROWN ANGRY OLD LADIES ARE SCARY!! Ahhh... I love random. Random; v. without meaning or objective. I looked it up. Hee Hee... Next, I will... um... type a bunch of random letters, and try to spell something out of them.

Lakjehfueakfjhei.

Ok, now I must spell somethin'.
Hmmmm... There's an l... an e... AN i! I can spell lei! Ok, um... head! But theres no d. Um... leak! Yup! I can do that one! Ok, now, um... one more... MAN, THIS IS HARD!!!! Um... jelly! NO, theres only one l. Dang. Lake! It was there all along! Ahhhh! Im an idiot! Oh, well. Next thing... What do you guys like about school? Sorry. Oh, by the way, there's new polls!!! Look on the sidebar! <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< SEE! I didnt vote yet, so YOU can be the first one! VOTE NOW! ....PLEASE STAND BY WHILE FANS VOTE ON POLLS.... Ok, done? Well if you're not...

HURRY UP!!!!!!!

I hope ur done now. Ok, next thing. COFFEE BREAK!!!! I need 2 eat breakfast. BRB.

plz stand by...

Ok, Im back! Next, I am gonna try to make a bunch of words that can be spelled the same forward as backward.

AKAYAKKAYAKA (a kayak kay AKA) or (AKA yak kay AKA) Ta-Da! Yay! I did it! Next is...

ALL THE THINGS PETS HATE!!!! Yay!!
#1. Blaming your farts on them, that embarasses them :)
#2. Kitty and Doggy sweaters. How dumb. I mean thats why we have FUR!!!
#3. LEASHES!!! They are probably the WORST creation EVER!!!! Ahhh!


Ok, now time for...
LAUGHIN AT KEEGAN!!!!!!!!!
Ha-Ha! Keegan thinks that birds can fly!! Ha HA! How Stupid is that?!?!?! Ha! Know what else? He thinks that giraffes Exist!!! Ha!!!! LOL! Thats even dumber than the "flying bird theory"! HA! He also beleives in cockroaches, pigs, and ants!!!! LOL! I just love laughin' at Keegan!!!!!

QandA #2
What is your favorite flavor jellybean?
If y'all could go anywhere in the universe, where would ya go?
Do you think zebras are white with black stripes, or black with white stripes?
Post your answers in a comment. (you can now comment as an anonymous user!! Yay!

Next, I shall... um... uh... I dunno. I never thought I'd get this far... Well, I will just talk about something funny and random!!! Like... um.... Angry old ladies!!!
Yay! Um... Have YOU ever met an angry old lady? I havent. Um, ok. This is totally lame. Um... AHA!!! I will see how many words I can make out of "Aunt Arctic"!

AUNTARCTIC

Hmmm... There's aunt and arctic of course, theres antarctica. Theres... um... tar, and runt. Um... tan! Uh... Um.... run!
If you have one other than...
AUNT
ARCTIC
ANTARCTICA
TAR
TAN
RUNT
or RUN,
plz tell me!!
Next, I will tell you my own FAVORITE personal story. (i made it)

The Man on a Mountain- By Wyatt

Once upon a time there was a man who lived on the top of a mountain. He lived with a pig, a sheep, and a hippo. He could understand the animals and they understood him. One day, the man felt his house moving! His house, which was perched on the tippy top of the mountain, was tilting to the side! He called to his sheep, "Hurry Sheep! Go to the front of the house!" The sheep did as he was told, and the house tilted back a little. But, the house was still leaning far to much to the back. So the man called to his pig, "Hurry Pig! Go to the front of the house!" The pig did as he was told, and the house tilted back a little more. But, the house was still leaning far to much to the back. So the man called to his hippo, "Hurry Hippo! Go to the front of the house! The hippo did as he was told. He waddled over to the front of the house and suddenly, "NO, HIPPO!" everyone yelled but, it was too late. The house tipped SO far to the front that the man, pig, sheep, and hippo all came tumbling down the mountain. The hippo, who was heaviest, fell into a swamp. The man fell into a city. The pig fell into a farm. The sheep fell into a farm with the pig. So, the Moral of this story is, don't put your house on top of a mountain.

The End (fin, fine, whatever)

Wasnt that great!!??!! Now time 4 some highlights from the old hippapalooza.


New Year Poem! (I wrote it!!)
At the new years, people get new fears.
They eat pie, and say goodbye
To that year that passed by... :(
But, there's one thing
That helps to bring
Joy to the sad, gloomy world.
And that is the thought of the new things you can acomplish this year!

Happy New Year! -Wyatt (author of Hippapalooza)

Heres my links-

Club Penguin Super Llamas 1945-2010 Sports Cars Gaming 2008 Keegan's Page!! Mr. Rimes' Room Lego.com Piggy Banks GALORE! Create a Car Game Parking Zone Game Cartoon Dogs Speed Racer Game Giraffeapalooza iCarly.com Jawbreaker (Hi Mom!)Anapalooza! Clubpenguin Gang Yellow Puffle People Dig Dug (mole version) Joey's Page

JOKES
1.What's Black and White and Purple all over? A Zebra holding its breath!
2.What do you call a hippo with no eyes? HPPO!
3.What's Black and White and spins around and around? A penguin in a revolving door!
4.What is the best day to go to the beach? sunday!
5.What happens to cows in an earthquake? They give milkshakes!
6.Where does a cow go for vacation? Moo York!

A dumb, classic joke-
Once Upon a time, There was this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy's aunt who knew this guy who knew this guy's cousin who knew this guy, who knew this guy's brother, who knew this guy, who knew this guy who ate a pie.

Ooooh! Ever heard this one? You write on a piece of paper, "If you wanna know how to keep stupid people busy, flip over." and on the other side, write the same thing. They will keep flipping the paper over, until they realise how dumb they really are! :) Yay!

Heres a trivia question. Look at the bottom of the post (if there ever is one) to find the answer. What word means "god of thunder" in Greek?


I hope Shanti doesnt mind me doing this, but Im gonna use some facts from her site to entertain you people.

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
123,000,000 cars are being driven down the U.S's highways.
160 cars can drive side by side on the Monumental Axis in Brazil, the world's widest road.
166,875,000,000 pieces of mail are delivered each year in the U.S
A mole can dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night.
A monkey was once tried and convicted for smoking a cigarette in South Bend, Indiana.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her coffee.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
A quarter has 119 grooves on its edge, a dime has one less groove.
A shark can detect one part of blood in 100 million parts of water.
A skunk can spray its stinky scent more than 10 feet.
A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.
Camel's milk does not curdle.
Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.
Canada is an Indian word meaning "Big Village".
Cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
Cats can produce over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs can only produce about ten.
Charles Lindbergh took only four sandwiches with him on his famous transatlantic flight.
Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them use to burn their houses down - hence the expression "to get fired."
Cleo and Caesar were the early stage names of Cher and Sonny Bono.
Hypnotism is banned by public schools in San Diego.
"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
If NASA sent birds into space they would soon die; they need gravity to swallow.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump.
The first Ford cars had Dodge engines.
The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.
The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It To Beaver."
The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.
The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.
The housefly hums in the middle octave, key of F.
The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.
The katydid bug hears through holes in its hind legs.
The "L.L." in L.L. Bean stands for Leon Leonwood.
The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."
The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.
The longest word in the English language, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. The only other word with the same amount of letters is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconioses, its plural.
The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
Ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of stone.
An animal epidemic is called an epizootic.
An average person laughs about 15 times a day.
An iguana can stay under water for 28 minutes.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Armadillos are the only animal besides humans that can get leprosy.
Armadillos have four babies at a time and they are always all the same sex.
Armored knights raised their visors to identify themselves when they rode past their king. This custom has become the modern military salute.
Aztec emperor Montezuma had a nephew, Cuitlahac, whose name meant "plenty of excrement."
Babe Ruth wore a cabbage leaf under is cap to keep him cool. He changed it every 2 innings.
Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.
Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms every day.
Back in the mid to late 1980's, an IBM-compatible computer wasn't considered a hundred percent compatible unless it could run Microsoft's Flight Simulator.
Bank robber John Dillinger played professional baseball.
Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33.
Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
Ben and Jerry's send the waste from making ice cream to local pig farmers to use as feed. Pigs love the stuff, except for one flavor: Mint Oreo.
Bird droppings are the chief export of Nauru, an island nation in the Western Pacific.

48. 'Go', is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

49. If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

50. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

51. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

52. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

53. Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow

~Shanti xx

Posted by Shanti at 10:17 4 comments

Okey doke! Next, Im gonna show you an american idol headlight!!!

Patrick Star AGE ?
Sang the Spongebob Squarepants theme song

Simon: That was the WORST performance I have ever heard "NO"
Paula: Um... I couldnt hear you from inside that fishbowl. "NO"
Randy: Yo, diggy dog. That was terrible, dawg. You smell. "NO"
Sandy Cheeks: Yeah! Rock on freaky bro! You're the next American Idol! "YES"

So, that's why Patrick Star is not on American Idol...

Is Spongebob on in England? Hmmmm... I know how to answer that question. I will tell you the answer in a comment. Yay! Now, I will be very random again!!! Not really. I was just bein' random. If you want to go to a REALLY random site, go to my friend, Owen's AMAZING site, http://randomaniarules.blogspot.com IT ROX!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!

Did you know...
A half zebra half horse named Elyses the zorse is real. It was born on a horse ranch in Germany. (this should make Keegan happy) I read that in a National Geographics Magazine.

ZORSES EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(the most exclamation points I ever typed) Yay!

SHARE THE STUPIDITY:

Why is it that in America, on drive up ATMs there is braille writing? Do people think that a blind dude is gonna drive up to an drive up ATM? Really?! How stupid is that?!?!

Why is it that banks leave their doors unlocked, and then chain their pens to the counter? I mean, like, who would wanna steal a PEN?!?!?! People are SO stupid. LOL!

Time 4 PICS OF ANGRY SHARKS!!! Yay!


Did you know that people eat chocolate? (sometimes)
Did you know that you can get banned from CP for not liking Chocolate?

Where do you think dinosaurs went?
I think that the meteor stopped at a stop sign, and the dinos hopped on and flew to DP (dino planet)

I like cake
I like donuts
I like cake
I like candy canes
I like cake
I like marshmallows
I like cake

People in Mars like cake, too!

Famous Penguins from CP

Mimo777
Ufride
Cena121
Willowpus
Pingoley
Tjukke Bolla
OJ Pengy
Wjc0906
Wwe Adam

Credits:
Wyatt- Hippapalooza Author
Shanti- Thanx 4 the facts!!!
Mr. Rimes- The GREATEST tech teacher EVER!!!

Special thanks to
Keegan- Being fun to laugh at!!
The Yellow Puffle People- Telling me how to upload pics!
Mr. Rimes- The GREATEST tech teacher EVER!!!

Answer to trivia: Thor

Thank you all! You peeps ROCK!!
And, thank you to my fans! Yay!

MY PUFFLES~
Wyatt (Wjc0906) said...
Oh, yeah. I have 6 puffles, none of which is yellow :(

Puff, Redso, Porsche, Grumpy, Silly, and Puffball

09 February 2008 18:17



(PS Sorry that I laughed at you, Keegan. I hope you werent too offended.)

THE END~